C O W S
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing, that during the mad cow epidemic, our govern-ment could track a single cow born in Canada or Washington state right to the stall where she slept but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country? Maybe ... if we gave each of them a cow?
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it any-more.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you can't post ' Thou Shalt Not Steal or Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery or Thou Shall Not Lie ' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.. It creates a hostile work environment.